I read something on Mike Jaspers site recently. Mike is a journalist and unlike some other self appointed journalists, Mike actually checks his facts. Okay, so sometimes his facts are found scribbled in a bathroom stall and sometimes he's the one doing the scribbling, but Mike checks things out. Mike says "fuck" a lot too, and i've yet to see him use it in any bad or incorrect syntax, so except for the part about him having a dick bigger than mine, i believe everything he writes.

So i went through his archives and found an article about shaved pussy. I adore shaved pussy, so i had to read it. You should too.

After reading it, i wrote this note to him that i think sums up what i think of shaved poontang vs. hairy bush.

Hi Mike.

How's life been treating you? I gather from your archives that your swift hiatus some months ago related to your mom and step dad. I haven't read all the archives, so i don't know how that episode turned out.

At any rate, i read your comments on shaved pussy and i totally agree. Hey, if someone wants to ram their tongue into a brillo pad of a Wookie Bush (and please make sure to credit me as the source of that if you use it), that's all well and fine. As for me, if i wanted to lick an acreage of hair, i'd get on my hands and knees and proceed to swab the floor at the local Super Cuts with my tongue. As for the "porn patch", that's just a silly joke that's as laughable to look at as that silly mustache that Charlie Chaplin and Hitler used to sport. Don't do this half assed shit, women. How would you feel if guys decided to shave their faces, but leave a healthy crop of meaty neck and throat hair for you to stare at?

Besides, if a guy or gal looks at shaved nookie and thinks "kid", even if to ponder how much they loathe the image, then they have a fucking problem to begin with. *I* on the other hand, look at shaved koochie and think, "DINNER!" But again, i simply adore eating pussy and i fucking hate kids.

And to show how silly and sexist this whole shaving thing is, i never hear a woman or any of my gay or bi male friends complain that shaved tallywhacker looks like anything that would belong on a kid. Granted, most 10 year old boys aren't hung like the core of a roll of toilet paper, though in 6 years time, i'm sure they'll think they are. And as for women, if given the chance to distinguish the difference between a 28 year old womans shaved pussy versus a 6 year old girl, i'm pretty goddamned sure i'm clever enough to distinguish one from the other. But maybe i'm just in the minority there.

And since turnabout is fair play, i'll admit, if i'm going to prefer or demand that my girlfriends keep their nookie as smooth as a cue ball, then it would be silly for me to think that i shouldn't do a little maintanence myself. After all guys, do you REALLY think that she finds your dick that looks like a kiebasa that's been rolled in a vat of hair, fun to look at, let alone suck?

Oh, one other thing... maybe more; i'm not good at counting. Your article in Salt for Slugs was absolutely hilarious. I'm sure the Oak Hill Gazette is quite proud. Also, i still have your notebook thingy somewhere. The nametag for it fell off, but i think i can find it. I think about doing a show now and then, but haven't really decided on it. I don't really miss it anymore, but you were a lot of fun to have on. Okay, i do miss it now and then, but not enough to motivate me.

Oh, here's a suggested link for you: http://www.hairtostay.com and to cut to the chase: http://www.hairtostay.com/pics.htm . And believe it or not, it's run by a woman who's into hairy women. You can also find some other lovely Wookie Bush to stare at, at these places: www.xxxhairy.com , www.hairypits.com , www.naturalwomen.com , www.hairyvideos.com and www.hairydvdss.com . The only site i've seen was hairtostay.com and i am still traumatized to this day. I got all the other links from that site.

To recap:Looking as though you've got a nest of Tribbles breeding in your groinal area might turn on some other Yeti, but i for one would much prefer to have nothing between me and a mouthful of nookie. It has nothing to do with kids and if you think it does, you've got some serious fucking problems. Besides, being given the chance to "maintain the lawn" for a woman is a turn on in and of itself. It's extremely intimate and is a wonderful way to build trust.

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