Ultimately this isn't a section on what i think is wrong or right, per
se. This area has to do with taste, or if you prefer, preference.
Until recent
years, women were expected to use a razor on their legs and armpits
only. This is a result of one of the most sucessful advertising campaigns
by steel and shaving companies in the aughts and teens of the previous
century. Pubic shaving has come into style relatively recently and people
tend to love it or hate it.
The women
and men who like it tend to just like the "clean" appearance,
the way it feels during lovemaking and there are even a few who like
it because the act of letting someone else shave them is a thrill; an
act of trust like few others.
Those who
like the "hair gone wild" look, aka: wookie bush, tend to
just like natural looking coifs for pubic areas, but more times than
not, still insist a woman shave her armpits and legs. I guess that's
fine and like i said, it all comes down to preference.
As for
me, if i wanted to get a mouthful of hair, i'd go to the local SuperCuts
and swab their floor with my tongue.
I like
the way a shaved muff looks. For that matter, if i'm watching a porno,
i really don't want to see a guys johnson that looks like a kielbasa
that's been rolled in a vat of hair.
I like
the way shaved naughty bits look, i like the way it feels, i like to
have an unobstructed view of the pokey bits playing with the inserty
bits and i want my girlfriend to see me pleasing her instead of looking
down to see me basically trying to give mouth-to-mouth to a nest of
tribbles.
Some try
to "compromise" by shaving little mustaches onto their pubis
and shaving their labia. This ends up looking like you're fucking Charlie
Chaplin or Adolph Hitler. This is one statement that's even more ridiculous
than wookie bush. Granted, i've seen and played with a few who just
"maintained the lawn" and for the most part, it was a relatively
happy compromise.
But
Shelly, it looks like a child !
This is
one of the most common things i hear from people who try to detract
from people who shave their groonies. Let me pick this statement apart,
one layer at a time.
First and
foremost, if you're looking at someones pubic area and relating it to
children, you have fucking issues. You are a diseased, malformed, sick
individual who needs to be sterilized and moved so far away from civilization
that you never see a child again. Even if you make that statement to
detract from those who shave their netheregions, you're a sick, fucked
up individual. Do not argue, do not comment, do not respond, do not
pass Go, do not collect $200. Never, NEVER, NEVER have i looked at any
erotica or porn depicting a woman or man with a shaved pubic region
and thought about children. Besides, do you think the external appearance
of a boy is anything like that of a man, even if the man is sans hair?
Same thing goes for girls and women... if you can't tell the difference
between a girl and a woman or a boy and a man, then you're a sad, diseased,
malignant, sexually retarded idiot.
But back
to what this is all about... preference.
I prefer
no wookie bush. It wasn't attractive in the decades leading up to the
"shaving revolution" of the late eighties, early nineties
and it's sure as hell not attractive [to me] now. I know there are a
lot of guys and gals out there who have that double standard of expecting
a woman to shave her legs and armpits and "mustache" as well
as pluck any stray hairs from her aereola that might grow there, and
then expect her to have an acre or two of hair between her legs. Don't
bother to call it anything else other than hypocrisy. I mean, if you're
going to be honest about what it's all about, be sure to check out Hair
to Stay, so you can get a glimpse of your dreambabes.
There's
also the hypocracy of those who want a woman to shave her "bikini
line" but leave the rest. What the fuck is THAT all about? It's
like drinking Diet Beer. You can drink all the Miller Lite or "Silver
Bullet" you want... you can tell yourself whatever you believe,
but in the end, it's just fucking diet beer. Likewise, the "bikini
line" cut is like mowing two swaths of grass in your yard and saying
it's mowed.
Anyway,
i encourage you to experiment and find out what looks best on you as
well as what you're most comfortable with. Gals, don't think you have
to look like a hair bomb went off in your groin. It's fine for some
[Amish and baptists and scientologists come to mind], but not for all.
At the same time, i have to admit, a shaved nookie isn't best for every
woman. Just don't shave some stupid "Hitler" into your pubis
or some nasty-ass looking chevron or other stupid design. Guys, don't
think you're exempt from this either. You expect your girlfriend to
shave but you don't ? Grow up. If she does it for you, better yet, if
she trusts you enough to let you shave her, then you sure as
hell need to be man enough to return the favor. I've heard some guys
say, "But it looks gay !" Well, it brings to question why
they're thinking of gay men when they think of their own cock. In and
of itself, that speaks VOLUMES. Kind of like guys who "fagbash",
then watch football every weekend that they can. Beyond that, perhaps
if these same guys knew what bears
were, they'd realize maybe they already look gay. =)