3 January 2001

sober and burning.

 

 

It's turning out to be a very nice winter. At least nicer than the usual shitty warm sloppy winters that we usually get. For new years, a friend of mine and her girlfriend sat around a fire i built in the backyard (a cleverly disguised excuse to burn out a tree stump), ate salty snacks, watched Iron Chef and drink a cider or two (sorry to disappoint some of you who still see your cultural apex as your ability to drink enough to vomit like a bag of beer soaked oatmeal exploding, but i drink very little). It was hardly what one might call exciting and despite the fact that i had two women over, i had exactly ZERO chance of landing any nookie, but we stayed off of the roads and woke up the next morning without hangovers. Our dignity stayed intact and i for one, am glad.

 

 

6 January 2001

it's over.

 

 

Last night, this morning, i brought my year and a half long series, Box of Bugs, to a close. It was a decision that i had flirted with for the last 5 months or so, but i eventually came to understand that ending the show was inevitable. I tried a few different things. I tried giving it structure, i tried adding new people, i tried letting others do it for me, i tried taking breaks, i tried letting there be no structure. No matter what i tried, i never shook the feeling of dread on friday afternoons as i started to realize that i would be spending my evening at the station, taking calls from strangers, the most of which had nothing to add but to call me "fag" (hey, if that fantasy helps you out, buddy, then more power to you), i would sink into a sense of depression and even anxiety.

Last night as i was driving down MoPac towards the studio (normally i take IH 35, but i had an errand to run before the show), i realized i was filled with a sense of happiness. It was the first time i had been actually looking forward to doing the show in months. But it wasn't the show i was looking forward to... it was ending the show that put me in a good mood. So i knew my decision had been made and i knew it was the right decision. I gave my reasons why, but here they are again in case you didn't see the show.

  • It's not fun anymore. Plain and simple, it's just not fun. Box of Bugs has become a burden and it should never be a burden.
  • There is a lack of regard to safety from ACTV management (I'm tired of the threats and the fact that nothing is done about them).
  • the quality of callers has diminished. The pranks are boring, the sincere callers fewer and further between.
  • I don't feel that I'm in a position to give advice to anyone these days, as I confront and wrestle with the issues in my own life.
  • I'd like to have my Friday nights free for going to hockey games, going dancing, learning to ice skate, or just having it available in case I find someone worth going out with.

I want to tell everyone that it was always my pleasure to talk to you. Well, those that had something serious to say or could make me laugh and/or think. Despite what they may think of themselves, i was never one to let the pranksters bother me. They have no self respect and they weren't worth respecting, so why should i? As for the boys who constantly have fantasized that i was gay for them, it really reveals a sad streak of insecurity and a lack of confidence in each and all of them.

But all of them have been overshadowed by the hundreds... maybe even thousands of folk who called over the years to get things off of their chest, to ask some questions, to answer some of mine, etc... I know i didn't always give the best advice (who can), i wasn't always sympathetic to the caller (it's hard to be sympathetic to a guy who wants to dump his girlfriend just because he wants some fresh pussy), but i was always sincere, i was always honest and i always tried to say the right thing, even though it wasn't always what people wanted to hear.

In my closing comments, i listed off some things to summarize the 8 year experience of doing Catharsis, Red Herrings, Sex and Ice and Box of Bugs. These were my comments:

  • Be more cynical. This sounds strange at first, but it's true. We're simply not cynical enough. Here is a good example, there was this rumor that Richard Gere sticks gerbils in his rectum. To this day, i still meet people who honestly believe that. They have no proof, they have no sort of documentation or reliable witness to the fact, but still people will assume it must be true. So i say we, as Americans, we as individuals, need to be more cynical.

    People who say, "I'll vote for Bush (or whomever) if it means I'll save just one dollar over the next 4 years." Need to be a LOT more cynical.

    For the lemmings who watch these radical right "paranoia-is-patriotism" shows that advocate intolerance, paranoia, half assed journalism, ideological fascism and promote their and ONLY their point of view as being valid, you gun toting lemmings need to be a whole lot more cynical as to who is feeding you information and why you accept it without question.

    Be more cynical. Anyone who says their desire for violence or bigotry is based on their religion, they are lying to themselves.

    Be more cynical. Anyone who equivocates their love for guns to a holy, divine and/or God given right is simply a coward at heart. There are few things, if any, in this world more dangerous than a coward with firearms and a fanatical agenda.

    Be more cynical. For years and years and years, these "paranoia as patriotism" shows have advocated the end of the world. They claim your government is coming to take away your guns, your children and your livelihood. Years ago, they proclaimed that the UN (or whatever group it was that week), was coming in the year 2000 to take over the streets of the USA. It never happened, but through their merchandise (usually some half baked thought or two crammed into a pulp propaganda paperback or 3rd generation, poorly researched video), they made a profit off of you and your insecurities. Today, they're still making money. They proclaim that The Illuminati, the UN, the Girl Scouts, the Mexican Army, etc. is STILL coming. They have lied and lied and lied to you until their paranoia is the only thing left to validate their convictions. Everybody, it is time.. It is TIME to hold these cowards accountable. It is time to question them for each of their unfounded claims and demand their sources be revealed and scrutinized. It is time to reveal them for who they are: insecure, uneducated rednecks who think the world owes them because they're "victims". "Victims" in this case means, "I'm too lazy and stupid to get an education and a job."

  • Be a culturejammer. a. You cannot have a market based consciousness and still expect to have any integrity. Question advertisers. Question marketers. Question the mindless consumption of goods as a substitute for a spiritual void, or as a means to create a meaning for your life.
  • Resist monoculture. Disney is not culture. Nike is not culture. Image is not culture. Drinking Starbucks is not culture. Driving an SUV on asphalt all the time is not culture. Callouses on your hands ARE culture.
  • If an advertiser says it, it is probably a lie.
  • Make politicians and social leaders more accountable.
  • Question the wisdom of the "Wise Men".
  • Question the wisdom of your government
  • Question journalists who investigate events only, but never the underlying reasons for those events.
  • Be more compassionate
  • Be more open minded
  • Never stop challenging your own beliefs.
  • Learn to appreciate Kim Chee.
  • Learn to appreciate Sushi.
  • Learn that macrobrew beers are bad. All of them; there are no exceptions.
  • Learn that "Lite" beer is just another word for, "diet beer"
  • "Diet" Cigarettes will not give you cleaner, healthier cancer.
  • Teach your children a language other than English. It will open more business and social opportunities for them down the road.
  • Learn to appreciate the wind and the driving rain.
  • Learn to appreciate Jazz.
  • Learn to dance to, and dig House music.
  • Learn to appreciate Indian, Persian and Arabic music
  • Always strive to be more tomorrow than you are today.
  • Always shake hands as though it means something (it does)
  • Make eye contact with whomever you're speaking to
  • Learn to kiss with fire, desire and more depth than the ocean is wide.
  • If you're a woman, have the demeanor of an angel and fuck like a whore.
  • If you're a man, live with passion and confidence and fuck like an animal.
  • Learn to live your life in accordance with respect, love and happiness and seek no ones approval but your own and those you love and respect.

I'll write more later.

 

 

26 January 2001

apologies.

 

I spent the last two weeks in Vernon Hills, Illinois. A suburb that has recently been converted from a series of corn farms and scattered forests into the clean, if not soulless, temple of capitalism. There is a Best Buy, there is a Barnes and Noble in the mall, there are about 50 restaurants that reek of mediocrity and a wonderful little Japanese restaurant (sushi masa?) that gave me the best meal i had while there. there is a Ben and Jerry's with one of the cutest brunettes i have ever seen in my life working there.

Vernon Hills was blanketed in snow by the time i got there. It had fallen days before and much of what there was to see in the way of ice, was snow that had been pushed off of the roads. It is a combination of ice and mud and on some days, it thaws a little just to freeze again that night to give it the texture of a hard, brittle surface that almost sounds like walking on glass. When i exhale, a column of steam leaves my mouth and briefly blurs my vision. Every breath is fresh and crisp and the combination of the sun and the cold and the snow all around makes me feel more alive than i've felt in months. Maybe years.

I'm back in austin now. I can't say it thrilled me to come back; there's nothing left for me here other than my job, which i was doing in Vernon Hills. But at the same time, it was nice to finally sleep in my futon, to drive my own car, which is considerably bigger than the very compentant but too small Mazda i was driving. As i type, it's a little past 5pm. I have let this day slide through my fingers like the wind passing through the trees, but i do not care.

Oh. I titled this installation "apologies" because before i left, i didn't double check some of my html code. As a result, i ended up with my january journal improperly loading and then loading into the wrong frame. The problem has been corrected, as you can see and i'm back to updating things.

I do not miss the show, btw. People have asked me, expecting me to slump in my thoughts and reminisce over the years i spent doing live Tee Vee. My absence of regret, my lack of emotion about it in general, has reaffirmed that i did make the right decision; that it was time to move on.

 

 

28 January 2001

i am a DIAT.

 

I've heard of thespark.com, but i never went to it until today. They have a personality test that you can take. I'm not sure how clinically valid it is or if it's based on any psychological standards at all, but it was amusing to take nonetheless. Here are my results:

(Dominant Introvert Abstract Thinker )

Like just 4% of the population you are an EXPERIMENTER (DIAT). Although you're slightly shy (admit it!), you love control. When a problem comes in your way, you stomp on it swiftly and decisively. You are bothered easily by failure in others and failure in yourself. You don't like people that you don't think are intelligent. Rather than arguing with them, however, you would just as soon ignore them altogether.

In relationships, you have a strong heart. And because you're introverted, people take you as someone they can trust. But the fact is that in addition to solving problems, you like to create them. So there's a decent chance that you'll cheat on a loved one. If you do, you'll likely get away with it.

You're a good person at heart, but then again, who isn't?

Anyways, that's who and what thespark thinks i am. Apparently there is only one other group that ranks with less of a percentage than what i do. It's called the Businessman and it pulls out a whopping 3%.